[Verse 1]
                
    Fmaj7       C                Gadd11      Am7
    I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
    Fmaj7     C              Gadd11
    Midnights become my afternoons
    Fmaj7    C                    Gadd11           Am7           
    When my depression works the graveyard shift, all of the people
    Fmaj7      C                    Gadd11
    I've ghosted stand there in the room
    

    [Pre-chorus 1]
                
      Fmaj7         C                Gadd11
    I should not be left to my own devices
         Am7                  Fmaj7
    They come with prices and vices
      C                 Gadd11           Am7
    I end up in crisis (Tale as old as time)
    Fmaj7       C             Gadd11
      I wake up screaming from dreaming
            Am7                     Fmaj7
    One day I'll watch as you're leaving
              C                 Gadd11
    Cause you got tired of my scheming
             Am7
    (For the last time)
    

    [Chorus]
                
    Fmaj7  C
    It's me, hi
    Gadd11                Am7
    I'm the problem, it's me
    Fmaj7  C     Gadd11       Am7
    At tea time, everybody agrees
    Fmaj7      C               Gadd11                  Am7
    I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
    Fmaj7      C         Gadd11         Am7
    It must be exhausting Always rooting for the anti-hero
    

    [Instrumental]
                
    Fmaj7 C Gadd11 Am7
    

    [Verse 2]
                
    Fmaj7    C                 Gadd11     Am7
    Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
    Fmaj7     C               Gadd11
    And I'm a monster on the hill
    Fmaj7      C                Gadd11           Am7
    Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city
    Fmaj7          C                  Gadd11    Am7
    Pierced through the heart, but never killed
    

    [Pre-chorus 2]
                
    Fmaj7      C                 Gadd11   Am7           Fmaj7
      Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism
          C           Gadd11                    Am7
    Like some kind of congressman (Tale as old as time)
    Fmaj7       C                Gadd11
      I wake up screaming from dreaming
           Am7                     Fmaj7
    One day I'll watch as you're leaving
          C                Gadd11
    And life will lose all its meaning
             Am7
    (For the last time)
    

    [Chorus]
                
    Fmaj7  C
    It's me, hi
    Gadd11                Am7
    I'm the problem, it's me
    Fmaj7  C     Gadd11       Am7
    At tea time, everybody agrees
    Fmaj7      C               Gadd11                  Am7
    I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
    Fmaj7      C         Gadd11         Am7
    It must be exhausting Always rooting for the anti-hero
    

    [Instrumental]
                
    Fmaj7 C Gadd11 Am7
    

    [Bridge]
                
    Fmaj7      C                   Gadd11           Am7
     I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
    Fmaj7      C              Gadd11    Am7
    She thinks I left them in the will
    Fmaj7     C                   Gadd11       Am7
     The family gathers around and reads it and then someone screams out
    Fmaj7       C                  Gadd11      Am7
     “She's laughing up at us from hell!”
    Fmaj7     C
    It's me, hi,
    Gadd11                Am7
    I'm the problem, it's me
    Fmaj7     C
    It's me, hi
    Gadd11               Am7
    I'm the problem, it's me
    Fmaj7    C      
    It's me, hi,    
    Gadd11     Am7      Fmaj7  C     Gadd11     Am7
    everybody agrees, everybody agrees…
    

    [Chorus]
                
     -      C
    It's me, hi
    Gadd11                Am7
    I'm the problem, it's me
    Fmaj7  C     Gadd11       Am7
    At tea time, everybody agrees
    Fmaj7      C               Gadd11                  Am7
    I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
    Fmaj7      C         Gadd11         Am7
    It must be exhausting Always rooting for the anti-hero
    

[Verse 1]
    I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser
    Midnights become my afternoons
    When my depression works the graveyard shift, all of the people
    I've ghosted stand there in the room
    
    [Pre-Chorus]
    I should not be left to my own devices
    They come with prices and vices
    I end up in crisis
    (Tale as old as time)
    I wake up screaming from dreaming
    One day, I'll watch as you're leaving
    'Cause you got tired of my scheming
    (For the last time)
    
    [Chorus]
    It's me, hi
    I'm the problem, it's me
    At teatime, everybody agrees
    I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
    It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
    
    [Verse 2]
    Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
    And I'm a monster on the hill
    Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city
    Pierced through the heart, but never killed
    [Pre-Chorus]
    Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism
    Like some kind of congressman?
    (A tale as old as time)
    I wake up screaming from dreaming
    One day, I'll watch as you're leaving
    And life will lose all its meaning
    (For the last time)
    
    [Chorus]
    It's me, hi
    I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
    At teatime, everybody agrees
    I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
    It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
    
    [Bridge]
    I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
    She thinks I left them in the will
    The family gathers 'round and reads it and then someone screams out
    "She's laughing up at us from Hell"
    
    [Breakdown]
    It's me, hi
    I'm the problem, it's me
    It's me, hi
    I'm the problem, it's me
    It's me, hi
    Everybody agrees, everybody agrees
    [Chorus]
    It's me, hi (Hi)
    I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
    At teatime (Teatime), everybody agrees (Everybody agrees)
    I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
    It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero